Long live matriarchy! – The newspaper

While in recent days along the corridors of Italian politics, the voice of an imaginative government crisis ran, the worried left of the event tried to demonstrate the madness of such a hypothesis …

Long live matriarchy! - The newspaper


While in recent days along the corridors of Italian politics, the voice of an imaginative government crisis ran, the worried left of the event tried to demonstrate the madness of such a hypothesis to the electorate. And so yesterday, in the assembly of the parliamentary group of the Democratic Party in which we wondered “And now what bullshit are we inventing?” – Dario Franceschini suddenly shouted: “I have an idea!”. And unfortunately he said it. “Let’s make a bill to give children only the mother’s surname!” Why? “Boh … let’s say it is compensation for a secular injustice, the source of all gender inequalities”. They applauded it.

And so the left, with an exemplary timing and once again demonstrating to be in perfect harmony with the problems of the voters, solved millennia of patriarchate and male favoritism in an afternoon. Moreover, Franceschini himself, who has the surname of his father, a partisan then deputy DC, if he brought that of his mother, holy woman but unknown, would hardly have come where. And, to want to be bad, even his daughters …

What then. But sorry: isn’t the grandfather’s surname of the mother? That is, of another male …

And the children of two fathers, what surname would they take? So why not that of the acquired aunt? Or one of your choice?

We are the usual. The left is made like this. Mass in front of a problem believes to change things by changing his name. But at least he took a step forward. Now it has passed to the surname.