Things the self-infatuated left hates. The cars. Especially non-electric. But also electric. The parking lots. The plane (when others take it). Tourism (they «travel»). The caps. And the meat.
What does it have to do with it? Nothing.
But yesterday, reading Vanity Fair, the only magazine capable of combining the pauperistic inspiration for Elio Germano’s Berlinguer style with the advertising of Valentino Garavani’s boots, we discovered that the trendiest clothing is the sweater made with sheep’s wool gay. That’s right: gay. It is the new frontier of the woke phenomenon, a strange disease that believes it is the cure.
In any case. It is called «Rainbow Wool», and it is the first fashion collection in the world made with wool from homosexual rams, coming from a farm in Löhne, in North Rhine-Westphalia. Now. We don’t want to know how to distinguish a straight ram from a homo one (they say they are sheep that don’t want to reproduce…), and we don’t discuss the good intentions (fostering the acceptance of the LGBT community in the world). However, we ask ourselves: is there a difference between active and passive gay rams? And if I criticize the idea, am I dumb-phobic? And the castrati? But then: isn’t “gay mutton” an oxymoron?
However, we have no doubt that it will be successful in the future
living rooms of the fru fru, wealthy and rainbow left. «What a wonderful sweater, darling! But what kind of wool is it? Of an escovt sheep? Or a gay ram?”. «Don’t be vulgar. It’s called asexual.”
And then everyone at Montone Pride.