In May 2026 (if the Rockstar servers do not self -destruct first) GTA 6 should finally appear among us as a Marian apparition with 8K graphics. In the meantime, I take a moment to warmly greet everyone who wrote to me “you don’t understand anything”, “you are a boomer” (no, I am a generation X, as if this also meant something, since then Steve Jobs was a boomer and put the iPhone in your hand), “Are you just a hater” (I?), “Rockstar never delays” (no?) trailer “(I scored it). I love you. But now you can kindly go down to download an update of your humility, if your ego allows it.
When I wrote that GTA 6 would not be released in 2025 I did not tell him with contempt but with resigned lucidity: Rockstar is a religion and every new chapter is the Bible rewritten by hand, slowly, by a team of digital monks. But no, it was blasphemy for you. “You will see that it comes out in 2025, trust me, I read a leak on Reddit.”
Here, in the face of these infallible sources, I only used common sense, or rather the meaning of reality. I’m sorry (also for me), in 2025 there will be no GTA, only other trailers to be analyzed under the microscope as if they contained cyphic messages of the CIA. And Rockstar will continue to make us want the inevitable as if it were the impossible. In the meantime, I invite you to calmly prepare your return to Vice City: you have another year to make space on the ASD, build an ergonomic chair, and maybe read a book, so to change. I will wait for you there. Not in 2025 in 2026, as expected (at this point always that it is truly 2026).
Signed: One who does not hate GTA and however does not need to delude himself to love him, as in general a little everything in life, moreover, and also applies to hatred. That hatred that certainly have all the other software house waiting for that date not like us, to play us, but not to let their games come out simultaneously with the most awaited game ever.