It doesn’t take much, what do I want? As his companion Giobbe Covatta said, Saviano’s genetic father who the older he gets the more he resembles. But here we are America where for everything “a little is enough, what do I want?”, even the most crazy, exaggerated or hypocritical; among the latter, let’s also include it regenerating detox cruise. It’s not a joke and it’s not a fake, it’s the reality reported by Business Insider: who can’t handle the victory of Donald Trumpi.e. Ciàmp, known as Taicùn, who lost sleep due to the beating Kamala Harris, that is, the Obamas, the Clintons and all the other moneyed progressives, he can leave the country until the revenge. Not exactly an exile, more a suspension, in the bubble of a cruise ship: an infinite tour around the world, lasting 4 years, touching 140 countries on all 4 continents. Crazy stuff, as Alan Ford said.
“The package includes meals, beer and wine” and it will take a lot, a lot the livers are already mushy“as well as fitness and spa programs on board.” In short, instead of fisting each other, they do pilates. To forget Ciàmp. Price? It doesn’t take much, what do I want? They range from 256 thousand euros to 320 thousand, bonuses excluded. Not much, considering what an annual rent costs in Manhattan, my dear. Then, do you want to put the effect? “Love, but lust is here: sun, whisky, and you’re in pole position”.
Of course, not for everyone, for example the deranged ragpickers who rolled on the ground at the election result, screamed as if possessed, cut themselves, these people dream of the cruise, they take it in Kamala. It’s not even stuff for the groupies of the illustrious bankrupt: the various ones Leo, Beyoncè, Lady Gaga, Boss, Julia, Madonna (who no longer offered oral reports to Dem voters, like 8 years ago: it must be pyorrhea…), Cardi B (“This is why in America we have floods and storms”, and he has never seen Emilia Romagna), and the whole plethora of nativity figurines from Hollywood Walk of Famebut for the opposite reason: they do it on their own, they don’t need the charter cruise, they have an autonomous yacht, like Di Caprio, who partied with Puff Daddy but remains a sincere democratic environmentalist.
No, it’s advanced middle class stuff, wealthy people not rich people, people who can’t do everything but the four-year cruise possibly can: everyone on the port side! Fuck the mainsail, you are very expert on those! And what are you doing, are you surprised? It’s America, baby, the land where the impossible becomes normal. As a business coup it is masterful: can we bet that the anticipàmp cruise will be sold out? Among other things, it can become a must, a cult, “what do you do now that the whoremonger has won?”, “ah, my lady, we’re going to give away the ciàmp, we’re setting sail”. “Lucky you, send us at least a selfie”. Kamala fucked, cruise guaranteed.
Culture also gains from it, we know that our woke American democratic progressive Magellans chew a little and then spit out that little, they want to abolish it, rewrite it. If they ever discover something about the world so tent-like, sgonvinado, vaschto, as Don Buro said. And do it, this spa, which won Taicùn and there’s no place here! One can imagine the on-board speeches of these alienated Dems, in the abbreviated sense: these are people who are very capable of talking for 4 years only about their obsessionsail the seven seas but remain with their faces on their smartphones to find out how the midterms are going. You know how they are, I’m a bit communist, not much, but a little. Pirlati in the Caribbeanthey land on a golden beach, touch an atoll and say: wouldn’t it be better next time to play directly with Alexandra Ocasio Cortez?
At this point, however, they arise the problems and contradictions. Meanwhile, no one assures that in 4 years these voluntary migrants, albeit deluxe, these reverse emulators of the Italians, who instead of the Vulcania fill the ship with fitness and democratic entertainment, will be able to return. The crisis of the left is great under the sky, the situation is excellent and the cruise threatens to continue ad libitum; someone will die during it, others will necessarily have to reproduce, churning out new little Dems: the children of the route, understood as seafaring, not like Kamala.
Then, another thing: but if these people voted as they voted (“to vote, how should we vote, where should we vote?”), it means that they care about the environment, the planet, Greta, renewable energies, electric car, the reduction of CO2, fine dust, the Paris agreements, COP 29, there is no more time; and they spend 4 years on a floating metropolis that consumes sixty thousand liters of kerosene per nautical mile? For 4 years??? Of course, being Dems they are used to paraculagginito “do as we say not as we do”, their myths are precisely those stars and (para)gurus who use their personal jet to recover a 2 euro cap forgotten in a backstage on the other side of the world (as he did years ago Bono Vox, one of the most colossal scoundrels of the modern era). But, well, come on, there’s a limit to everything.
Meanwhile, the Donald, not even yet in office, is already threatening, or promising, to rid America of that mystical imposture that is COP29opening today under the banner of two alarmisms, one more imbecile than the other: obviously the Planet is boiling, drying up, there is no more time, but, even before that, the return of Ciàmp. Go Taicun, send them all on a cruise also on our part, those of us who can’t afford to travel around the world in I’m so scared, but at least we still know how to think, laugh at clowns, buzz Richard Gere, Casarini’s friend: one of those who promised, if he wins the Grand. Rascal. Farabutt. Mignottar. Mannar., I am leaving the country. In fact, he immediately sold a Hollywood villa with the usual 18 swimming pools and 46 toilets for around thirty million dollars, all included. However, what coherence, what toughness, at least one who maintains, the planet (which is on fire) has said. But no: it was the wife who was breaking up because she is Spanish and wanted to return to her homeland. It wasn’t an expatriation, it was a deed. A trade-in.
TheVermilion.com is also on Whatsapp. Simply click here to subscribe to the channel and always be updated (free).