It is official: after years of wrong interpretations, advice of confused friends and astrological readings (alas, you can still read the horoscopes) finally there is someone who can tell you with (almost) certainty if the person you really like to reciprocate or is only using you to fill the holes of the evening schedule. That someone is chatgpt.
In fact, a new practice is depopulating on social networks that unites sentimental voyeurism, technology and self -pity: to read your WhatsApp chats to understand to understand “if there is tender”. In practice, users copy conversations, glue them into chatgpt and then start with the big questions: “Do you think is interested?”, “Why did you put the point after ‘goodnight’?”, “Why does it view and not answer but then like me on Instagram?”.
Chatgpt, with the elegance of a tired psychotherapist and the lucidity of a robot that has read too many non -verbal language manuals, analyzes everything: frequency of messages, used emoticons, response times, use (or absence) of ironic “ahaha”. Up to issue the verdict: “shows interest, but maintains an emotional distance compatible with an emotional defense strategy”. Which is an elegant way to say: “He keeps you on the bench while exploring the market”.
This practice has practically scrapped the classic “Screenshot Giro to friends”. Why ask Silvia, who is in love with love and always replies “in my opinion yes, it is only shy”, when can you ask an artificial intelligence trained on thousands of relationships that are finished badly?
Given the popularity, some hypothesize even more ambitious developments: plugins to interpret the silences during video calls, premium packages to understand if a “I miss” is sincere or only from post -hangover, and even the function “answer my place with the right mix of interest and detachment”.
Meanwhile, the new generation of digital lovers has a new golden rule: before falling in love, paste the chat on chatgpt: could you find that that “are you alarm?” Of the 2:47 it was not love, but only insomnia and boredom. And it’s not exactly the same.