Sorry – Really sorry – if we arrive one day late to comment on the news of the Municipality of Bologna who wants to distribute free pipes to the groceries to smoke the crack. But yesterday we were rough of Fenanyl and we didn’t see the news. However, of course we who in the 1980s were twenty years old and a permanent escort of methamphetamine, ecstasy and glue tubes – we are absolutely favorable.
Of course, we struggle to accept that all the Bolognese should pay the defects of a few (the cost of the 300 pipes provided to the toxici is 3,500 euros) but we approve the initiative of the mayor of the Democratic Party. Also
If we don’t understand how it can contrast the increase in crack users. Then we asked our Pusher, who explained to us that it serves to identify those who use it and try to help them get out of the tunnel (but why? Editor’s note) and then to limit the transmission of diseases with the common use of the pipe etc. etc. …
Excellent we said to each other.
To make them smoke less, you get them smoke better. Brilliant! Collateral proposals. To enforce the 30 km per hour in the city, we give all the Bolognese of the Ferraris, so they make a catwalk. And to enforce the ban on the grilled they pollute,
We establish a home delivery service of ribs and chops, at the expense of the Municipality.
And then, after all, giving pipettes for crack is also an original way to eradicate the true habit of many Bolognese. And that is also very prohibited.
Smoking outdoor cigarettes.